Lucas (yelling): MOMMY!
Me (quietly): I can't hear you. You're too quiet.
Lucas (whispering): Mommy... I'm yelling now.
#743: Never ever ever EVER put baby in pajamas that allow him access to his diaper :)
#744: Jack finally caught that stomach bug that everyone else's kids seemed to have already fought. His pediatrician gave me the coolest advice... Mix Vaseline (skin protection) and Maalox (an antacid). Spread it on Baby's red bum, and voila! Anti-sting skin barrier!
#745: Johnson's baby shampoo (the yellow stuff) makes for great shaving "gel." Helloooo, Smooth Legs!