Two Little Monkeys

Two little monkeys jumpin' on the bed.  One fell off and bumped his head.  The Momma called the doctor, and the doctor said, "No more monkeys jumpin' on the bed!"

One little monkey jumpin' on the bed.  He fell off and bumped his head.  The Momma called the doctor, and the doctor said, "Put those monkeys back in bed!"

Note: No monkeys were harmed during the above rumpus :)